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There has been a certain amount of discussion over wallpaper lately. My fellow Americans, I wish to assure you that the “gink-work” displayed near the bottom of the previous post is not present in the cute, cozy, charming cabin I’m now considering…

But there is this to contend with in the loft:

…and this additionally terrible display of the Mervyn’s of Moreno Valley Bedding Buyer’s poor choices and irresistible selling power:

Victoriana meets Laura Ashley meets Hans Christian Andersen meets The Devil himself. Goodbye frilly frou-frou. You’re fired (to coin a phrase).

Your pal,

bob