Site Survey

Let’s review events of the past week featuring expert analysis from hissownself, the editor of this space, -ed. First, the roof patch experiment at the cabin. As you know, I spent last weekend patching the roof to eliminate the leaks that must clearly be damaging the add-ons and surrounding structures. For an objective assessment of my success, let’s turn to my editor. Take it away…

you suck. the work you did last weekend was a total abject failure. not only did the patches not work, but considering how light the rain is this weekend, it seems that the leaks are actually worse. i’d suggest that you consider a position in a field that won’t threaten our livelihood, like horticulture, but i fear for the poor plants that you would surely kill in the process. my cosmic karma account can’t take the hit that you would inflict on this planet so maybe you should think about shooting yourself into space. then again, we can’t risk war with the alien cultures you’re likely to alienate, so just dig a hole and bury yourself alive. – ed

There you go folks! Unbiased, objective commentary from the Editor of A Jaunty Little Blog. I think I won’t solicit any further opinions (oh, that’s cute. – ed) on any further subjects whatsoever (good luck with that. -ed).

Tomorrow, pictures aplenty! Later today, more things!

Your (chastened) pal,

bob