Okay, So You’re A Dog
You’re a dog and you have to relieve yourself. Fine, just go out the dog door and take care of business. What if there’s no door you can open yourself (no opposable thumbs! dammit!)? Just alert your person that you have to go.
Naturally, your person finds it in his best interest to heed these warnings lest property damage ensue. Your person opens the door to your relief, but what do you find? Gah! Cold, crunchy rain!
How are you supposed to, er, get things done when it’s simply too damn cold outside?
Well, you can stare at the door for a while, hoping the cold will go away. Maybe you can hold it for a little while longer…
…or you can try to sleep it off…
…or just wait until you can go home.
More later (not from a dog).
Your pal,
bob