The Second Amendment Is A Little Vague On This

Would you rather…
make a fuse for a Titan II rocket out of dental floss and duct tape,
or
buy your “Safe ‘n Sane” fireworks at the Army Surplus store?

a) MacGyver was my hero!
b) Move a couple more feet back, the 500-pounder is next!

Yesterday’s Winner: Another tie.

Can I borrow your lighter?

– bob

P.S. The Question is taking Monday the 3rd and Tuesday the 4th off. Enjoy the holiday!