Outlook Not So Good

Would you rather…
your clock radio complete your thoughts every nine minutes,
or
depend on the Magic 8 Ball as the ultimate decision-making tool?

a) “I don’t know how we’ll get through without…” “…bulldozers and heavy equipment.”
b) “Paper or plastic?” “Ask again later.”

Yesterday’s Winner: “Swimming’s great, but the butterfly stroke is a challenge…”

And that’s the rest of the story.

– bob