As Pipe Wrench Is To Plumber…

Would you rather…
deliver an opaque and unintelligible retirement speech,
or
scramble to get your snake charmer license before you travel?

a) “I’m graduating today to know that the true blessing is knowing me.”
b) It’s not like I’m carrying on liquids! I’ve got a business to run!

Yesterday’s Winner: “So’s them there second cousins can finally get hitched and…”

Oh, Junior. We agree (we think).

– bob