So, What Are Your Plans This Weekend?

Would you rather…
have your car confiscated for violating anti-hooning laws,
or
go on a blue law violation spree?

a) Young man, here in Townsville the roads are not race tracks.
b) Young man, hand me the 12-pack, put your pants on, and get down out of that tree.

Yesterday’s Winner: “Tattoos are cool, but chicks dig accents.” (where’d he get the tattoo thing? that wasn’t even part of it. geez. – ed)

Go, man, go!

– bob