Genius! – Abbot & Costello Edition

Friends,

Full steam ahead then for our ongoing series called Genius!™

Here’s what I put to our software vendor in a nutshell. The original email question was “can you give us a quote on some new software?”

He replied that somebody else already pays for other different software, that we already have.

“That’s great, but what does the new software cost?” I shot back.

“It’s not part of the software you already have. Somebody else pays for that,” he replied.

“Then how do we get the software I’m asking you about?”

“Oh! That’s usually free.”

And that is, dear readers, Exhibit B in why I’m going insane. More tomorrow, in the next installment of Genius!™

Your pal,

– bob