Genius! – Dealing With The Public Edition

Friends,

In my capacity as Capacitor Monitor at the Charity’s Far Eastern Outpost, I rarely deal with the actual people the agency serves. In fact, the motto in my little department of one is “we don’t help people, we help the people who help people.” On rare occasions though, some interaction with the public is unavoidable. Here’s why:

I did have an exchange in one of the public areas in the building. Apparently, this guy—a real Okie from Muskogee—has some “?real documents from Houston about the JFK assassination.” He’?s looking to sell them, but needed some advice on places he should look to find out how much they’re worth. I was intrigued, as you might expect. “Really?”? I asked, “?from Houston?” “Yeah, I know they ain’?t from Dallas. They’d be worth more if they were from Dallas.”?

I see.

So, um, give this cat some positive seller feedback when you see his big pile of ratty documents on eBay, okay? Bless your little hearts.

– bob