Genius!

Pals,

A little something from work today in an ongoing series I’m calling Genius!™

So I was in the break room having lunch and the L.A. news was on. The story (full of stock footage of a restaurant, then fields, then stock clerks throwing away spinach) gave us who might have just emerged from a hole a need-to-know update on E.coli. Then, they mentioned the inconvenience that restaurants were experiencing (no spinach salads! gasp!) and the creative ways they’re getting around these monumental problems. One solution was to substitute lettuce for spinach in salads (fascinating). Another establishment had substituted a broccoli dish for their spinach pie (innovative). A third is launching a civil lawsuit.

At this point, I’m laughing. But nobody else.

Too high and outside for the proletariat? You be the judge! More tales from the tech support monkey tomorrow in the next installment of Genius!™

Your bestest friend ever,

– bob