Friends,
The cold snap facing the country means that the yammering, hectoring and screeching by the global warming alarmists (including nine out of ten scientists, number ten having been burnt at the stake) has paid off. It’s over people, and Mother Earth is the big winner. Hooray!
Even fancypants Los Angeles designers have lost their love for the green agenda. Sometimes when I’m confused about questions of sustainability, I wonder what the designers can tell me. I’m relieved to hear that it’s now about proper color reproduction and no longer about compactness or fluorescence.
Maybe the poor economic situation is saving the planet. Yippee! People aren’t buying anything or going anywhere, so those dastardly carbons aren’t scurrying about with the destructive verve they once did. If we’re not driving, we sure don’t need to replace family trucksters with hybrids so evil carbons aren’t released in their manufacture. See? We all win.
We can even do more. Hopefully, government-mandated alternative fuel vehicles will make the planet even cooler…
Much, much cooler. Bundle up!
– bob