What Will You Do When The Ducks Come?

Friends,

While in San Francisco, we thought it’d be fun to Ride The Ducks™.

Um, quack?

This may have been a foolhardy mistake, had we been in Philadelphia. First, I’m profoundly sad that there were holiday makers like us who were lost on what was supposed to be a fun outing. Second, who knew it was a chain? Third, I’m now afraid of amphibious vehicles. I know this isn’t a common fear and there’s clearly no Latin equivalent but it’ll surely be quickly coined. I won’t suggest ridetheducksaphobia, but it’s as good as any.

Yikes.

– bob