Friends,
I was tipped to the story by the good folks at Metafilter that retired Air Force officer Stan Fulham has written a book predicting that a fleet of alien spaceships will be breezing by Earth today as some sort of first contact. The 13th? Really Stanley? You clearly didn’t consider the dimensional rift that cuts through my little town right in the middle of the parking lot outside the Village Market. Yesterday.
They’re here.
– bob