Would you rather…
convince Home Depot to join four-party non-proliferation talks with Lowe’s, Menards, and OSH,
or
arbitrate the Van Halen reunion tour?
a) The gruesome renovation videos are posted on the This Old House website.
b) Eddie’s willing to drop the bowing and scraping requirement.
An 82-volt cordless screwdriver is clearly something that must not get into the wrong hands.
– bob