Friends,
In a bid to find the silver lining amongst the roses, to make lemonade out of a sow’s ear, I’m determined to find something, anything, positive to write about. To this end, here’s are a couple of the greatest names I’ve seen in the last 24 hours.
This gentleman is not actually the Republic of China. Far from it. Friends, allow me to introduce you to Indianapolis Colts linebacker par excellence, Mr. Tyjuan Hagler.
But wait, you say that local governments don’t have a sense of humor anymore? Then you’ll be surprised to learn that one of the newest streets in this here desert wasteland, the City of Festivals, is Jackalope Lane.
Not every town will name a street after a seldom seen but completely, no kidding, real rodent that tastes like lobster. It takes guts, determination, and maybe a belly-full of martoonies.
Next up: more things that don’t stink.
– bob