Filippo Berrio On Line Two…

Would you rather…
airlift emergency supplies of Spam Musubi to the big island,
or
forever forsake your Wessonality?

a) We fear that the daily caloric intake of the victims will fall dangerously below 10,000.
b) I’m taking a solemn vow of Extra Virginity!

Sir Bob Geldof on line seven…

– bob

Tonight, A Story So Horrific You’ll Be Horrified

Would you rather…
provide micro-credit loans to midget entrepreneurs,
or
dress up like Anderson Cooper for Halloween?

a) We’re taking the “Big n’ Tall” concept and turning it upside-down!
b) If you squeeze this bulb, tears shoot out…

Let’s see, five bucks at 22.75%, compounded monthly…

– bob