That’s The Spirit!
Would you rather…
defy all odds to win your party’s primary even though your party hates you,
or
take time off from your money laundering trial to run for another term?
a) Joementum!
b) The Tack Hammer!
Go get ’em, tiger…
– bob

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That’s The Spirit!
Would you rather…
defy all odds to win your party’s primary even though your party hates you,
or
take time off from your money laundering trial to run for another term?
a) Joementum!
b) The Tack Hammer!
Go get ’em, tiger…
– bob