You’ll See This On The Roofers’ Forums

Would you rather…
your ‘net-connected refrigerator be programmed by the FDA, AMA, and PETA,
or
an accelerometer is added to your phone?

a) New Message From – fridge@home.com “tsk, tsk, tsk”
b) New Message From – grandma@home.com “I’ve fallen…

You’ve got some explaining to do.

– bob