Maybe It’s Your Aftershave

Would you rather…
in an election year stunt, sue the molecular bonds that attract carbon to oxygen atoms,
or
rail against your opponent, “El Diablo”?

a) The rising oceans! The warming temperatures! The dying polar bears! No tigers in fifty years!
b) The sulphur smell still lingers in this chamber. Can you smell it?

Yesterday’s Winner: “What’s the Bot to Euro exchange rate?”

…and I want the crusts removed from all sandwiches!

– bob