Would you rather…
start celebrating the anniversary of the repeal of Prohibition early,
or
the expiration of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?
a) It’s the 5th, get it? hic.
b) What?
So everybody hoist your glasses to Utah!
– bob

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Would you rather…
start celebrating the anniversary of the repeal of Prohibition early,
or
the expiration of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?
a) It’s the 5th, get it? hic.
b) What?
So everybody hoist your glasses to Utah!
– bob